PITMASTERS BACK ALLEY BBQ in Washington, District of Columbia

Me and my staff went in here for lunch.Yes it is down a stinky alley and literally there's no parking and we seen rats (which are common and the size of pitbulls in DC)running from under the Dumbster which is literally located in front of this place. It wasn't a sight to see but I know don't judge a book by its cover by sheesh this book was terrible. Yes there is a huge sign on the outside saying "If you didn't call in,DON'T BOTHER COMIN IN!"-Literally I'm thinking this is kind of rude but are they serious?How can you have a place to come and "waste money" and have a sign throwing people off to the point me and my co worker had to go in and ask is the sign a joke or real? When we went inside there was a Spanish guy making the food and a young middle age Spanish woman taking the orders with a arm full of tattoos. The lady had a bad attitude like your inconviencing her by you even being there.The prices are insulting for the quality and quantity this place gives you. I ask for the cheapest main dish on the menu and she says she out of it.So I say ok and I order something else.She got annoyed apparently and said a joke in Spanish to her chef and they both laughed not knowing I'm actually Spanish too and know my language. So at this point I'm mad and furious how not only how they joked about me ordering but she is a jerk and I wish I never would had stepped in.She doesn't know me neither does the other Spanish chef.My point is I could be going thru something bad and the last thing I need is to looked down on or even made fun of.Dont put nothing past the next person. So as I'm sitting there mad as hell I noticed there's no TABLES TO EAT the place is dark and gloomy like a dungeon and the food..... Holy cow where do I start.The Mac n cheese was 9 dollars!!! Not homemade not even velveta!!!It was the Safeway Mac n cheese pre made to the point it was still in the oven tray as if it was took out he oven and placed right in a bag for me.At Safeway there 4 dollars for a personal oven pre made Mac n cheese.So Terrible. If your wondering what else I got ,look no further because that was it I had to ask for a refund for the "loaded potato"because I knew if this wasn't nothing than I'm really in for a treat. Don't go here.Stay away.Beware.Caution. I don't know how these people on here can say anything over 1 star about this place unless you never had decent food and good welcoming service.Seems impossible.